i am shaving my lovely donkey.
do not attempt to stop me.
nothing shall stand between me
and the shaving of my lovely donkey.
oh, how i love to shave my lovely donkey.
watch how his lovely donkey hair
falls to the floor and gathers in piles.
lovely donkey, speak to me.
say my name.
who's your daddy?
i am your daddy.
i am shaving my lovely donkey.