First, a note of warning. What you are about to read is humongous. It takes up more than five megabytes of memory. So be prepared....

Second, if anybody thinks it's impossible to write a 1,000,000-word (1,500-3,500 print pages, depending on the size of the text) novel using just one sentence, read this! Likewise, if anybody thinks it's impossible to write such a story in 2 minutes and 37.82 seconds, read this!

So, if you're prepared, click here to read The Ergonomics of Random Creations by Kali Ferngrove....

—The Editorial Triumvirate