Clint is a very mysterious figure. He says he’s an alien from an unknown planet. Well, okay... is he a space alien from another planet but doesn’t know which one? That sounds exciting.
The rest of us could say we’re aliens — as opposed to citizens — somewhere on Earth, and that Earth is probably pretty unknown, as planets go. But unknown only to that part of the galaxy out of radio and TV range, which explains why the radio-sensitive inhabitants of Alpha Centauri keep firing off protests to the Federal Communications Commission and wearing earplugs.
Clint is adept at keeping us guessing: does he enjoy white paint or avoid it? You’ll just have to check out his biographical sketch and decide for yourself!
Welcome aboard, Clint. And be sure to tell us more of the adventures of the Beantown Silverfish, okay?
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