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Bewildering Stories

James Vachowski

Bewildering Stories biography

Hi, my name is James, and for everyone out there who’s been considerate enough to advise me not to quit my day job, don’t worry, I haven’t. I currently work as a quality assurance technician for airport Duty Free Shops, where I strive to ensure that your next tax-exempt purchase meets or exceeds your high standards for tobacco, liquor, or Mont Blanc pens. When I’m not living out of a suitcase and hopping between glamorous international terminals, I write fiction.

I’d love to know what you think of my writing, so feel free to contact me on My Awesome Webpage, Mark Zuckerberg’s Social Network, or just go old school and email me at Spammers take note, I’m particularly interested in learning more about low-cost medications from Canadian pharmacies and illicit money-laundering opportunities through the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Copyright © 2012 by James Vachowski

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