Rink Burger

Rink Burger, best one, I think.
A word to the wise, sans franchise,
Raving slave for the craving.

Best way to dress it up: ketchup.
Gourmands of gristle and grease,
Aching bellies will be kept in peace.

Flippers and wrappers do their magic,
But if it plummets to the floor
So very wasteful and tragic.

And when the snow’s flying, ice is deep,
Don't be lying on the couch with a kink,
Keep rushing to the rink.